1. Notes: 40 / 1 day ago  from thedza
    thedza:

FINE.

You both look like prison inmates. That’s hot.

    thedza:

    FINE.

    You both look like prison inmates. That’s hot.

     
  2. Notes: 18 / 2 days ago 
    Even when I’m being an asshole I’m putting the whole world before my needs.

    Even when I’m being an asshole I’m putting the whole world before my needs.

     
  3. Notes: 8 / 2 days ago 
    Cow porn.

    Cow porn.

     
  4. Notes: 14 / 2 days ago 
    When life gives you a double-size lemon, cut that sour bitch in half.

    When life gives you a double-size lemon, cut that sour bitch in half.

     
  5. Notes: 21 / 4 days ago 
    You guys can make all the ‘your mom’ jokes you want. My mom is BEAUTIFUL!

    You guys can make all the ‘your mom’ jokes you want. My mom is BEAUTIFUL!

     
  6. Notes: 17 / 4 days ago 
    I was a comedian at a young age.

    I was a comedian at a young age.

     
  7. Notes: 24 / 4 days ago 
    My little brother Ben and I attempting to make funny faces for my mom.

    My little brother Ben and I attempting to make funny faces for my mom.

     
  8. Notes: 3 / 5 days ago 

    Aaahhhh!

  9. Notes: 5 / 5 days ago 
    I tried not to post this. I tried.

    I tried not to post this. I tried.

     
  10. Notes: 8 / 5 days ago  from destinedfordust
    So You Think You Can GIF?
(via destinedfordust)

    So You Think You Can GIF?

    (via destinedfordust)

     
  11. Notes: 11 / 5 days ago  from elysah
    Tiny owl? Who?
(via elysah)

    Tiny owl? Who?

    (via elysah)

     
  12. Notes: 9 / 5 days ago  from dailyme
    dailyme:

Demonstrators protest the visit of Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Brasilia, Monday, Nov. 23, 2009. (AP Photo/Andre Penner)

You know who else was a leader of people who people didn’t agree with? Hilter. Hitler, that’s who. Always Hitler. Always. Can I get a Dr. Evil up in this bitch?

    dailyme:

    Demonstrators protest the visit of Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Brasilia, Monday, Nov. 23, 2009. (AP Photo/Andre Penner)

    You know who else was a leader of people who people didn’t agree with? Hilter. Hitler, that’s who. Always Hitler. Always. Can I get a Dr. Evil up in this bitch?

     
  13. Notes: 20 / 1 week ago 
    Ladies and gentlemen, my new Twitter avatar. By @ZinaSaunders.

    Ladies and gentlemen, my new Twitter avatar. By @ZinaSaunders.

     
  14. Notes: 17 / 1 week ago 
    How the hell did I miss this during the election?

    How the hell did I miss this during the election?

     
  15. Notes: 4 / 1 week ago 
    How many times do I have to tell you that this isn’t sexual? Okay, now pretend to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex without a knife.

    How many times do I have to tell you that this isn’t sexual? Okay, now pretend to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex without a knife.

     
avatar_128
 
 
If life were a race,
I'd want to beat
you to death.
 
 

Following

thedzadailymejonathaneunicepiscesinpurplepenblethdanielleismartasshatstuffpartysummersumzvmarinellimonkeyfroginthefadeburwellthememegenerationorijoeschmittdjsteenlowindustrialeoportokellydealprincessleah7xpoekscoyotesqrlfunsizebytesthestoryofbessdoggdelgrossoschlomofrageelaytwittherealkatiewestjessabelle2o7indefensiblekurafirestuffmygirlfriendsaysaimee-b-lovedtehawesomexytrexglessnerbrilliantorangebiorhythmistjoelazatsweenyhfjustfantasticbaileygenineangelspukeinyourbrainluckyshirtseoulbrothergordonshumwayjasonpermenteramynicole21apethinkelizabiteheyitsrachelnickdouglasadamisacsonnicedreamfuckyeahdemetrimartinamassofhumanitymayafishfurryrabbitswhltexbreadcredittheartistbananacastsnewfavoritesongzoeebufferingseanbonnerkuriosumerickleinzoloratwitterstatusthoughtbot-giantrobotsthedutynotactuallymeivegotzoomsthedayhascomeryansraptureharrisuzkimproperbenmarvinfuckyeahroadtripstarabrownmicrosyntaxfistacularrayabdullbashfejdysolutionsabrinabrownneighborsdog
 

Tumblr