1. Notes: 40 / 1 day ago  from thedza
   

   thedza:

   FINE.

   You both look like prison inmates. That’s hot.

    
2. Notes: 18 / 2 days ago 
   

   Even when I’m being an asshole I’m putting the whole world before my needs.

    
3. Notes: 8 / 2 days ago 
   

   Cow porn.

    
4. Notes: 14 / 2 days ago 
   

   When life gives you a double-size lemon, cut that sour bitch in half.

    
5. Notes: 21 / 4 days ago 
   

   You guys can make all the ‘your mom’ jokes you want. My mom is BEAUTIFUL!

    
6. Notes: 17 / 4 days ago 
   

   I was a comedian at a young age.

    
7. Notes: 24 / 4 days ago 
   

   My little brother Ben and I attempting to make funny faces for my mom.

    
8. Notes: 3 / 5 days ago 

   Aaahhhh!

   

9. Notes: 5 / 5 days ago 
   

   I tried not to post this. I tried.

    
10. Notes: 8 / 5 days ago  from destinedfordust
    

    So You Think You Can GIF?

    (via destinedfordust)

     
11. Notes: 11 / 5 days ago  from elysah
    

    Tiny owl? Who?

    (via elysah)

     
12. Notes: 9 / 5 days ago  from dailyme
    

    dailyme:

    Demonstrators protest the visit of Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Brasilia, Monday, Nov. 23, 2009. (AP Photo/Andre Penner)

    You know who else was a leader of people who people didn’t agree with? Hilter. Hitler, that’s who. Always Hitler. Always. Can I get a Dr. Evil up in this bitch?

     
13. Notes: 20 / 1 week ago 
    

    Ladies and gentlemen, my new Twitter avatar. By @ZinaSaunders.

     
14. Notes: 17 / 1 week ago 
    

    How the hell did I miss this during the election?

     
15. Notes: 4 / 1 week ago 
    

    How many times do I have to tell you that this isn’t sexual? Okay, now pretend to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex without a knife.

     

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