January 2012
67 posts
If I could give one piece of advice...
WASH YOUR FREAKING HANDS.
Everyday, people. One bacterial infection COMBINED with a virus will stop your friggin’ heart from dehydration.
I died
For a little while. I’m fine now. It was more of a faux-death anyway. I was totally aware it was happening. I feel like everyone is gaping at me when they walk by and stare into my room.
I want to shout, “STILL ALIVE, MOTHERFUCKERS!” every five minutes.
In and Out
of consciousness. I wish it was burgers. Ugh, gut pain is the worst.
We be illin'
All of us got sick. Yay. Explosive dehydration, if you know what I mean. I’m glad it’s bacterial, not viral, so we can take antibiotics an not suffer as much. We all agree that Sabrina’s lack of proper hygiene was the most likely culprit. She’s very apologetic about it all. The bathroom is finally clean.
I missed some appointments yesterday, I hope I can reschedule them....
Caleb woke up from his nap
I was texting my awesome friend and they were exercising and I was distracting them and then Caleb was distracting me and short story shorter, I cheered Caleb up (who was grumpy) and now I’m watching football and my life is not that interesting whatsoever. Goodnight folks.
Caleb went to the dentist yesterday
Sabrina didn’t get any photos, because she isn’t really good at anything that isn’t singing opera or smoking pot. So, imagine Caleb being really cute at the dentist. I’m so glad I don’t have to pretend that I like Sabrina or try to maintain a romantic relationship with her. I understand now, more than ever, why men leave. Every day I move closer to deciding to not...
OTAY!
What? Nobody likes Cream of Wheat? SOPA jokes? Really. Hrmm. Interesting.
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