December 2009
106 posts
J. Adam
frageelaytwit:
Has an actual baby-person arrived and you have not shared this with us? Some of us have tumbleweeds for ovaries and require some baby news THE VERY MOMENT IT OCCURS. Also: we totally should do a baby pool, assuming he’s not here yet.
He’s not here yet. Due date is the 13th. We’re hoping for the 10th or 11th so he’ll be binary.
Here you go M.
http://www.fuelfriendsmp3.com/listenup/QOTSA%20demos/
I think the high hat and cymbals were overdubbed later.
a mission for an audio person
inthefade:
There’s this song. Queens of the Stone Age. A Song For The Dead. It is possibly one of the greatest songs ever recorded in the history of recorded music.
You know what I love most about it? The drums. There are so few songs where the drums are the life force of the music, where it sounds as if the song was written for the percussion, where the drumming fills a place in your soul with...
I made a funny.
I made a reference to picking the short straw, but I used it as a title noun to refer to the person who picked the short straw. I said, “Yes, but the short straw wouldn’t get a parachute.”
She somehow thought that I had nicknamed the baby “Short Straw”.
Guess what the baby’s new nickname is.
WHENEVER POEKS POSTS SOMETHING COOL
Tumblr is a piece of shit and it doesn’t play for me. FUCK YOU, TUMBLR!
Meagan is stupid in love.
aimee-b-loved:
monkeyfrog:
redcloud:
rachelarogers:
angelablack:
Pass it on.
we’re playing telephone, right?
My gun is stuck in a glove. Pass it on.
Jack’s a gun lovin glove stroker. Pass it on.
Take a shot at Danny Glover. Pass it on.
Ticklish Bunny Lover. Pass it on.
He has 737 followers.
plaidlemur:
blanddiva11:
And most of his lines are stolen. He’s telling plaid_lemur that he only stole the 3, but those are the only 3 I searched. I’m not going to spend the rest of my evening doing this. He should be reported for spam and also to Favstar.
I found that he lifted a Dave Thomas quote too, which is a great person to lift lines from because Dave Thomas was a funny bastard. So...
You win, internet, you win.
My girl is pissed I spent all day showing off my anti-social vocabulary. She may have a good argument, in that regard. I apologize to everyone and promise to only use words that I would actually say to a normal person in normal conversation. I also promise to take a lot longer between turns. Hope that didn’t sound too dick-ish. I’m doing it for my girl, not to provoke people.
You can just make up words
Dude, seriously, how do you think we came up with the fucking weird-ass words in the first place?
Setec Astronomy
FYI
pocketcontents:
steelopus:
I resigned that match.
I can’t compete against a guy who plays:
Fanum
Diene
Shigella
It’s not worth my effort.
you just weren’t trying
I wanted to be a materials scientist when I grew up. If that explains anything.
Die Laughing needs to play Jolillama
pocketcontents:
Dem boyz could do sum big werd usin’ wit each other.
Yeah. I have a language processing disorder, so I use a different part of my brain than most people to decipher language. Plus, I remember a lot of Latin names for stuff and would compete in spelling bees when I was a little autistic child.
Guess what I played next.
Haze(d). Yup, that’s it.
I'm sorry
If my knowledge of two letter words and Latin is screwing up your Words With Friends enjoyment. I will say that I’ve only won one game against a stranger because apparently if I’m winning by a lot, people don’t resign, they try and wait you out, force you to resign first. That’s a douche maneuver.
The Wonder Of Apple’s Tablet -Tech Crunch →
redcloud:
shaneguiter:
The truth is that most of us don’t understand the allure of a tablet computer because they’ve all sucked up until now. It’s the exact same reason that I didn’t understand the iPhone at first. My cellphones leading up to the iPhone ranged from “okay” to “junk.” The idea of getting one with such a high price tag was insanity to me. But within seconds of using the iPhone, I...
"Tackling the Pope"
I didn't get anything for Christmas
Because I don’t need anything. True story.
I was going to reblog you
But the Tumblr iPhone app is a piece of shit because you CAN’T FUCKING REBLOG IF YOU CAN’T FUCKING SCROLL YOUR FUCKING STUPID FIVE LINE TEXT BOX YOU FUCKING DESIGN SCHOOL DROPOUTS!!! ARGH!!! I hate that this is it. Nothing better. Stuck with this shit. Fuck.
Once again we find that I'm a dick.
I have some really strong opinions that aren’t opinions at all, but just facts that other people don’t like pointed out to them, so they call them ‘my opinions’.
Can you guys see my posts?
Because I can’t. Apparently, like Favrd, this is some sort of rocket science website that is just too difficult to get right.
Watchpoeks:
We are totally getting a Wii just to get this game. No, really. I’ll understand if you think less of me for it. But I’ll still be there in my living room, doing the Running Man in complete seriousness and with utter concentration.
I don’t get it. It just says ‘Loading’. Why are you running in place?
Paging Doctor House
The following is a dramatization of a real event. Names have been changed, and doctors made to seem less inept, to protect the guilty.
*****
Girl: “So I got the doctor on the phone. She’ll tell you what’s going on.”
Quack: “She has low amniotic fluid levels, so we’re going to make her stay in the hospital for no reason.”
Me: “*WHY* does she have...
I can't stop touching my mouse
Hacker claims form of autism, seeks lean sentence
Riiiiiight. Because the manner in which he is disabled affects his ability to understand the consequences of his actions. Let me see, he is good with computers who only do precisely what you tell them. Machines built upon knowing the exact consequence of the user input. Okay, your argument is fail. They should charge the attorney with public indecency for offending disabled people. At least that...
Working on site outage
twitterstatus:
We are working to recovery from an unplanned downtime and will update more as we learn the cause of this outage.
You Iranian bastards! You killed Twitter!
On SF tweetups and couch space
summersumz:
Ok, so here’s the deal. I have space at my place for SF tweetup folk to stay, but I only have a couch and floor space. I also have cats and a dog, so no pet allergy people, sorry. I live in Pacifica, which is not SF, but is 20 min south of SF. Also: ocean. Not particularly BARTable. But I have an automobile. I have to work during the week, but I work in SF. And so forth. So, if any...
