February 2011
95 posts
January 2011
158 posts
I heard Tumblr was bringing out the sexy tonight
Picture a gorgeously shaped erect penis.
You’re welcome.
dailybez asked: cute kid or whatever. no but for real! he's so cute!
portorock replied to your post: I don’t think I see enough complaining on Tumblr
Aren’t you about due for one of those, about how some developers are mouth breathing troglodytes?
Yes. God, I could bitch about stupid people all day. ALL DAY. But software developers, they have a special place in my heart. See, most people don’t understand why I get so upset. I am upset that they are...
I don't think I see enough complaining on Tumblr
Whatever happened to bitching about stuff? I remember when I would wake up with a boner for some serious pet peeves posts. WHERE HAVE ALL THE INSECURE PEOPLE GONE?!
6 feet
like an insect.
I have been trying to unfollow all of you people...
Not gonna lie, I'm inside putting the kids to bed...
missdisgrace:
I tried to reblog this like 47 million times on Friday, because I had something witty to add to it, but tumblr is stupid, and wouldn’t let me.
Now it’s not Friday, and I’ve no earthly memory of what I wanted to say, but this was in my draft posts, and it looks like tumblr MIGHT ACTUALLY LET ME POST IT, so. I’m going to. Because I can.
<insert something witty>
The last...
I remixed katefeetie’s DollaDollaDolla song....
Kinda tipsy
I might get lucky with myself in the shower if I play my cards right.
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I'm clearly goofing off when I should be focusing...
I’ll never learn.
Mathematical Joke →
terrybain:
bestofwikipedia:
A mathematical joke is a form of humor which relies on aspects of mathematics or a stereotype of mathematicians to derive humor. The humor may come from a pun, or from a double meaning of a mathematical term. It may also come from a lay person’s misunderstanding of a mathematical concept (which is not wholly unexpected). These jokes are frequently inaccessible to...
I can out eat you
callai:
whatyoucrave-:
Reblog if you read that wrong.
Which totally just happened.
Okay, so I think I got this now.
Let me see if I got this right.
1) You have ‘Show Notifications’ enabled on Tumblr.
2) You take a screenshot and crop the reply ‘by hand’.
3) You upload said cropped-screenshot reply to Tumblr and post it.
Because 1, fuck that. And 2, really fuck that. 3 is just too sorry to be my life.
Yyyyup.
nicky36 replied to your post: I got it now
You solve one tiny unsolvable math thing and suddenly you are too good for everything!
I’ve been crapping on this site for ages. It’s really amateurish.