March 2012
80 posts
I DARE YOU TO LISTEN TO THAT SONG LOUD
No one expands their musical horizons anymore. At least tell me you hated it. I used to enjoy discovering music until hipsters suck the joy out of that sort of pleasure. Don’t be a hater; listen to some jams and turn it up loud. Get drunk and have sex. It’s a slippery slope; I’m just saying ‘have fun today.’
February 2012
91 posts
Dinosaur Jr. - Out There
(Please don’t...
Coke Talk: Coke Talk of the Day →
Every time I go to the mall at Century City, I make it a point to park in those pink “Expectant Mother” spaces.
Fuck that ridiculous policy — fuck any stupid rule enacted by pant-suit wearing corporate trolls, enforced by mouth-breathing mall cops, and obeyed by mini-van driving stepford wives.
If I’m lucky, on my short walk to the escalator I’ll catch a sneer from some cunty nag with a...
The Online Love
Caleb, Sabrina, and I could all use whatever company and support people have to offer. We still have a long fight ahead of us, battling a horde of retarded bureaucrats, but we shall prevail eventually. I really appreciate the comments and phone calls. It really helps to know other people are paying attention and care about the outcome that I care about. So, thanks. Thank you.
loveclaire asked: The next time I am in the Bay Area, definitely. Someday I hope to meet Caleb, too, if that's not creepy. Both of you are an inspiration to me. Seriously, reading about you guys is wonderful.
Caleb chipped his tooth
My guts are still twisted just picturing him at the dentist. Sabrina rushed him off right away. He hit the edge of the sink because he has a nasty habit of whipping his head around when he doesn’t like something. I personally blame Sabrina. I’ve told her repeatedly not to antagonize him while he is in a dangerous position. We both have had our skulls cracked by his protesting head...
Einstein's Mistakes
“What? What are you talking about?”
“His mistakes, man. He wasn’t perfect. He never figured out gravity.”
“Yeah, but the whole E=mc² thing was pretty badass.”
“Time slows down for an object as it goes faster. The faster an object goes, the more mass it has. Time slows down for massive objects. Relative speed to an object changes its mass. So...
“I once read about five monkeys that were placed in a room with a banana at the...”
– “Youre not allowed to put things on the walls. It leaves holes.” (via everythinginthesky)
Automatic reblog and I don’t know why
tommy's tenacious tumblr: What I've Learned About... →
tmac721:
Going to Harvard means I have the very unique opportunity to be around a lot of smart people. Now, when I say “smart people,” I don’t mean that guy who always wins trivia night. I mean, blazingly intelligent individuals who are regarded as the pre-eminent scholars in their field. It’s pretty…
