Sabrina didn’t get any photos, because she isn’t really good at anything that isn’t singing opera or smoking pot. So, imagine Caleb being really cute at the dentist. I’m so glad I don’t have to pretend that I like Sabrina or try to maintain a romantic relationship with her. I understand now, more than ever, why men leave. Every day I move closer to deciding to not live with anybody else. No more relationships. I would happily give up sex for the rest of my life to just not have to deal with another person’s shit ever again. It’s a good thing I decided to have a kid before I lost the desire to deal with another human ever.