Sabrina managed to have a few drinks and took off in the car with Caleb even after I told her not to. I thought she actually heard me say no, but she doesn’t listen to me when she’s sober. So, now I feel like I put Caleb in danger when it’s really just her dumbass fault. Now I have to cancel the comedy show I was going to with Faruk.

God damn motherfucking drama, people. Momma drama.