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1. A developer may not injure Apple or, through inaction, allow Apple to come to harm.
2. A developer must obey any orders given to it by Apple, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A developer must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

— I. Developer

1. Do not talk about Apple Club.

2. Do NOT talk about Apple Club.

3. Everyone’s first app must be denied for unexplained reasons.