Post Mortem

I look insane, because this is how I have to dress inside; it is...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:17:14 -0500

I look insane, because this is how I have to dress inside; it is so cold.

IPhone wide angle makes my face chubby.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 21:13:47 -0500

IPhone wide angle makes my face chubby.

Dumb dumb dumb dumb.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 20:28:45 -0500

Why does Tumblr need to know my location? STOP ASKING ME.

I don’t expect anyone to watch this or heart it. I...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 17:16:26 -0500

I don’t expect anyone to watch this or heart it. I *really* don’t expect anyone to laugh at 2:35 and the expression on dude’s face. But you have to watch at least 5 seconds of it just to see what they’ve done to those poor women. WEIRD SHIT, MAN.

capital-s: dielaughing: I’m so tired. Wow, I just noticed...

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 14:19:18 -0500

capital-s:

dielaughing:

I’m so tired.

Wow, I just noticed how young I look. Great moisturizer!

I’m so tired.

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 04:04:00 -0500

I’m so tired.

We are slaying the lulz

Fri, 11 Dec 2009 01:51:23 -0500

at Facebook’s “I’m Proud To Be A Christian” group. OMG WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME THAT TROLLING THE NETS COULD BE SO MUCH FUN?!!

My spirit animal, she speaks to me.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:29:43 -0500

My spirit animal, she speaks to me.

Yes, I admit I made this.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 21:07:00 -0500

Yes, I admit I made this.

I am making this a t-shirt.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 16:31:18 -0500

I am making this a t-shirt.

So being a dick has worn off

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 15:17:13 -0500

I fell asleep at my desk last night. Don’t know when. Lot’s of pain. Stiff. Keep telling myself ‘I deserve this, I’m a dick sometimes. DON’T BE A DICK’.

Will someone please tell me...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:48:38 -0500

kurafire:

dielaughing:

Why the hell people don’t find technology conferences in meat-space the stupidest fucking thing ever? Anyone? It’s not even ironic, it’s just stupid. Hello? You’re attending a conference about using tools that allows location independence by booking a flight and staying in a hotel and PAYING ADMISSION to attend a swine flu orgy. Retards.

As an environmentalist I seethe with rage.

Webcasts are becoming much more common, but it’s hard to beat interacting with people in person when it comes to sharing knowledge and bouncing ideas off one another. It’s easier to group-discuss a topic between 6 people standing in a group than it is doing so in an IRC chatroom.

Plus, it’s good to come out one’s shell every so often and see the world. Travel is fun, dude! :)

Your argument is “convenience”? THAT’S HILARIOUS.

Will someone please tell me...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 05:12:00 -0500

Why the hell people don’t find technology conferences in meat-space the stupidest fucking thing ever? Anyone? It’s not even ironic, it’s just stupid. Hello? You’re attending a conference about using tools that allows location independence by booking a flight and staying in a hotel and PAYING ADMISSION to attend a swine flu orgy. Retards.

As an environmentalist I seethe with rage.

Fucking gangster puppets. Okay, maybe I’m the only one who...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:42:00 -0500

Fucking gangster puppets. Okay, maybe I’m the only one who can’t stop laughing at this guy.

If you don’t think this is funny then I hate you.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 04:36:30 -0500

If you don’t think this is funny then I hate you.

Hello Mr. Emailer, you made my night.

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:47:26 -0500

favstar:

Hello Mr. Haines,

I just wanted to drop you a line from the email address I use most often (I just sent a five spot your way from my PayPal using my real name, *****) and let you know that I thoroughly enjoy your website. I’m not an iPhone user, but if I was, I’d certainly be using Favit as well.

I especially appreciate your willingness to listen to creative feedback and have noted that even when there are negative criticisms thrown your way, you try to glean the positive from tho—I’M LET YOU FINISH, BUT MY LOVE FOR TIM IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME. I’M JUST SAYING.

nickdouglas: Thanks Ben. You should be impressed that...

Thu, 10 Dec 2009 02:51:23 -0500

nickdouglas:

Thanks Ben.

You should be impressed that it’s listed as a collectible. IT IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO LIST SOMETHING AS COLLECTIBLE.

FFFFFFFFUUUUUU AMAZON!!! YOU FUCKING DICKWADS!!!! ARRRRRRGHGGGGHHGHGH!!!

Okay you fuckers.

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:20:55 -0500

I’m here because I fucking ‘like-like’ you guys. GOD! You have to make me say it out loud. I like shitting in the bushes with you guys.

Asking me why

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:11:00 -0500

I am on Tumblr if I don’t like it, is exactly like asking why someone would shit in the bushes rather than use a public restroom. It makes perfect sense if Facebook is the public shitter and Tumblr is like hiding in the bushes. I don’t have to like the fucking bushes to be here. You guys love it, but if this is what killed Pownce then I still hate it. At least I could follow a fucking conversation on Pownce. Better interface, API, and—now I’m crying, you bastards. Fuck Tumblr.

Just So You Know...

Wed, 09 Dec 2009 22:05:33 -0500

This site is so fucking retarded that I *never* take the time to figure out who is saying what when people reblog each other. Seriously. Totally faking it each time.